Ok,here is onother one
From the inner recesses of a large filing cabinet at headquaters the colonel's indignant voice roared.
"Sargent,where did you file that new list of discharges?They are under "D"!"
"Oh,no,"exclaimned the GI's assistant,"I filled them under "C"-for Congratulations!"

Lol, good one, I got one:

Man walks into his bedroom holding a sheep, he turns around to his wife and says *this is the big i've been shagging whilst you've been away* the wife says *I think you'll find its a sheep* the mans says *I was talking to the sheep* lol

looool rofl

3 men walk into a bar.........







The 4th one ducks.

looooool
here is another one(well it is from Achmed the dead terrorist)
-Knock-knock
-Who is there?
-Me,i'll kill you

3 guys were walking in the woods, and they stumbled upon some tracks. One thought they were turkey, one thought they were bear, and one thought they were deer.



Which one was right?
































They never found out.

























































They got run over by the train.

A man walks into a bar sayin '52 days, 52 days', he goes up to the barman and says, '52 days, 52 days', and asks for a drink. He then sits down at a table and repeats again, '52 days, 52 days', the barman comes over with a his drink and asks why he keeps sayin 52 days, the man takes out a jigsaw and says, 'it only took me 52 days to this jigsaw and on the box it says 2-3 years'

LOL

Lol, he must have spent hours on it, thats a very proud man